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There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.
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A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation...
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The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
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The common dogma of fundamentalists is fear of modern knowledge, inability to cope with...
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Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new...
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and...
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In life, the first thing you must do is decide what you really want....
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All say, “How hard it is that we have to die”–a strange complaint to...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #4281
There are three things which the superior man guards against. In youth…lust. When he...