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The Congress will push me to raise taxes, and I’ll say no, and they’ll...
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The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
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It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
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A sense of share is not a bad moral compass.
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Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to...
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Friends applaud, the comedy is over.
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Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help...
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I am a student. Please do not fold, spindle, or mutilate me.