Quote #11943
Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.
Quote #10976
But thus do I counsel you, my friends: distrust all in whom the impulse...
Quote #21616
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are...
Quote #31759
If you’re never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any...
Quote #2086
The discovery of America was the occasion of the greatest outburst of cruelty and...
Quote #15817
Happy is he who has laid up in his youth, and held fast in...
Quote #19332
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All...
Quote #23422
Such truth as opposeth no man’s profit nor pleasure is to all men welcome.
Quote #10762
To fail to plan is to plan to fail.
Quote #15528
The three most important parts a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his...