Quote #8748
I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are...
Quote #19485
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
Quote #32538
People who reach the top of the tree are only those who haven’t got...
Quote #19331
We can’t all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and...
Quote #4119
When the reviews are bad, I tell myself that they can join me as...
Quote #5927
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Quote #2185
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob...
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #16514
Never give up on anybody.
Quote #3367
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.