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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false,...
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My life is the story of a man who always wants to carry too...
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A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
Quote #13426
Live simply that others might simply live.
Quote #26492
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
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Everybody likes to go their own way–to choose their own time and manner of...
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Let us resolve to be masters, not the victims, of our history, controlling our...
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I fell asleep reading a dull book and dreamed I kept on reading, so...
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A man’s ruin lies in his tongue.
Quote #21733
Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls...