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I am neither an optimist nor pessimist, but a possibilist.
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My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people those who...
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There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call...
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The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose...
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The ideal engineer is a composite … He is not a scientist, he is...
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Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.