Quote #33591
A place for everything and everything in its place.
Quote #13497
Each man takes care that his neighbor shall not cheat him. But a day...
Quote #25970
Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream...
Quote #19139
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Quote #34740
Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
Quote #34354
‘Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
Quote #1981
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers...
Quote #31636
The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words...
Quote #10589
Simply the thing that I am shall make me live.
Quote #7581
There is a wide difference between speaking to deceive, and being silent to be...