Quote #26644
Why not upset the apple cart If you don’t, the apples will rot anyway.
Quote #3251
Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can – and will.
Quote #22114
Work saves us from three great evils boredom, vice and need.
Quote #19219
Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead.
Quote #5266
What did my hands do before they held you?
Quote #5141
The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things...
Quote #21592
By the end, everybody had a label — pig, liberal, radical, revolutionary … If...
Quote #26412
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #15643
A true philosopher is like an elephant; he never puts the second foot down...
Quote #16585
I seldom think of politics more than 18 hours a day.