Quote #12031
When you give up drinking, you have to deal with that wonderful personality that...
Quote #26558
The perfect man uses his mind as a mirror. It grasps nothing. It regrets...
Quote #1892
Perhaps God is not dead; perhaps God is himself mad.
Quote #4769
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #2058
A pessimist is a person who has to listen to too many optimists.
Quote #31077
A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to...
Quote #2896
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Quote #16818
It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...
Quote #22766
The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures...
Quote #7605
To see a world in a Grain of Sand, And a Heaven in a...