Quote #22442
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
Quote #26510
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #10652
you may not be responsible for being down. but you are respinsible for getting...
Quote #24966
My favorite thing is to go where I’ve never been.
Quote #19994
Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...
Quote #4137
A councilor ought not to sleep the whole night through, a man to whom...
Quote #32259
I learned that you should feel when writing, not like Lord Byron on a...
Quote #29614
I would rather be ashes than dust I would rather that my spark should...
Quote #25051
We cheerfully assume that in some mystic way love conquers all, that good outweighs...
Quote #34217
If you can attain repose and calm, believe that you have seized happiness.