Quote #30915
Fear not a jest. If one throws salt at you, you will not be...
Quote #9411
It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Quote #2189
A language is a dialect with an army and a navy.
Quote #1381
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
Quote #14032
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who...
Quote #1758
Principles have no real force except when one is well fed.
Quote #958
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #19848
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
Quote #17491
Have no friends not equal to yourself.
Quote #30908
Rejoice not at thine enemy’s fall – but don’t rush to pick him up...