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Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
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Three things it is best to avoid a strange dog, a flood, and a...
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Richard Okay… seatbelts. Just put the little thing into the big thing and… I...
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After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
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No one would talk much in society, if he knew how often he misunderstood...
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The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees...
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I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to...
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When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced...
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It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
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If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save...