Quote #26644
Why not upset the apple cart If you don’t, the apples will rot anyway.
Quote #2629
The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.
Quote #3276
You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
Quote #27898
Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.
Quote #6245
Never marry but for love; but see that thou lovest what is lovely.
Quote #5982
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great...
Quote #26743
Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
Quote #20702
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which...
Quote #31177
The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be,...
Quote #11361
Between two products equal in price, function and quality, the better looking will out...