Quote #18416
Modesty and unselfishness–these are the virtues which men praise–and pass by.
Quote #22823
Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
Quote #18303
The printing press is either the greatest blessing or the greatest curse of modern...
Quote #3227
The chief objection of playing wind instruments is that it prolongs the life of...
Quote #14696
There is no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety always goes with it.
Quote #28472
The sudden disappointment of a hope leaves a scar which the ultimate fulfillment of...
Quote #7249
May you live all the days of your life.
Quote #17970
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
Quote #5082
Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I will show you a failure.
Quote #9427
There is no gravity. The earth sucks.