Quote #1419
You always pass failure on the way to success.
Quote #1782
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Quote #26747
Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.
Quote #32411
Often sound advice turns out to be totally wrong. Sometimes things turn out in...
Quote #11409
Control thy passions, lest they take vengeance on thee.
Quote #17584
Practice doesn’t make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
Quote #3873
I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.
Quote #6226
Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #33753
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light’ And there...