Quote #11424
Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.
Quote #18167
Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
Quote #21675
Angels may be very excellent sort of folk in their own way, but we,...
Quote #21746
Action is at bottom a swinging and flailing of the arms to regain one’s...
Quote #6476
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Quote #23648
Time heals what reason cannot.
Quote #1381
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
Quote #1064
A Multitasking Timex Sinclair
Quote #5008
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
Quote #32748
Look to your health and if you have it, praise God and value it...