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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
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A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat...
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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get...
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One must know oneself, if this does not serve to discover truth, it at...
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Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
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All mankind love a lover.
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A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance...
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Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year.
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Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the...