Quote #16087
Folks who never do any more than they are paid for, never get paid...
Quote #23033
Fans don’t boo nobodies.
Quote #13546
We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only...
Quote #32109
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #3406
Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions,...
Quote #266
For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
Quote #2826
Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.
Quote #25850
I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one...
Quote #34581
I have been truthful all along the way. The truth is more interesting, and...