Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #24037
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
Quote #32771
If only we’d stop trying to be happy we’d have a pretty good time.
Quote #19628
People fo privilage will always risk their complete destruction rather than surrender any material...
Quote #4668
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #16197
A little tact and wise management may often evade resistance, and carry a point,...
Quote #7301
To do anything in this world worth doing, we must not stand back shivering...
Quote #1237
A torn jacket is soon mended; but hard words bruise the heart of a...
Quote #14499
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle...
Quote #24810
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re running about average.