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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
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Every event that a man would master must be mounted on the run, and...
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Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
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You start out giving your hat, then you give your coat, then your shirt,...
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Life is sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
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There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.
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Passion kept one fully in the present, so that time became a series of...
Quote #2786
What we hope ever to do with ease we may learn first to do...
Quote #9760
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which...
Quote #16795
My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to...