Quote #24488
He has an oar in every man’s boat, and a finger in every pie.
Quote #17817
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be–a christian.
Quote #16778
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #24753
His resolve is not to seem, but to be, the best.
Quote #1500
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
Quote #24017
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
Quote #30903
The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
Quote #1375
Human beings, by changing the inner attitudes of their minds, can change the outer...
Quote #30944
It takes ten pounds of common sense to carry one pound of learning.
Quote #24380
Neo Mr. Wizard. Get me the hell out of here.