Quote #10786
Blessed are the weak who think that they are good because they have no...
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #4832
People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.
Quote #6118
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
Quote #7910
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
Quote #360
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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In order to become successful, you must only promise what you can deliver and...
Quote #6312
Worries go down better with soup than without.
Quote #5818
Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting. So. . . get on your...
Quote #32819
Burnt Sienna. Thats the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas.