Quote #185
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
Quote #19203
Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Quote #11402
Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints.
Quote #30228
Marriage should be a duet — when one sings, the other claps.
Quote #23667
Uncle Ben With great power, comes great responsibility.
Quote #33844
There are 1011 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number....
Quote #18317
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying...
Quote #415
Once a woman has forgiven a man, she must not reheat his sins for...
Quote #29041
A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the...
Quote #31509
The people and circumstances around me do not MAKE me what I am, they...