Quote #29570
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women...
Quote #2882
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win...
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #22823
Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
Quote #19865
Life becomes harder for us when we live for others, but it also becomes...
Quote #17679
All the people like us are we, And everyone else is They.
Quote #30852
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
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Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it’s in...
Quote #31284
If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
Quote #15598
Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father.