Quote #1803
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the...
Quote #25650
Those who marry to escape something usually find something else.
Quote #5527
No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an...
Quote #1345
The unspoken word never does harm.
Quote #11623
I have no life, just e-mail.
Quote #13116
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant “idiot”.
Quote #29238
We say the name of God, but that is only habit.
Quote #20681
The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.
Quote #29651
You see few people here in America who really care very much about living...
Quote #3264
Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he...