Quote #24876
Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.
Quote #2309
Aliter catuli longe olent, aliter sues. (“Puppies and pigs have a very different smell.”)
Quote #32445
War doesn’t determine who is right, only who is left.
Quote #6982
What we call pleasure, and rightly so is the absence of all pain.
Quote #34788
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be...
Quote #5397
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #1967
The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.
Quote #24404
Death is the only inescapable, unavoidable, sure thing. We are sentenced to die the...
Quote #3571
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.