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When one shuts one eye, one does not hear everything.
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It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the...
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
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Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is...
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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The mind’s first step to self-awareness must be through the body.
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
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For after all what is man in nature? A nothing in relation to infinity,...
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The minute you start talking about what you’re going to do if you lose,...
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I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.