Quote #31310
Happiness a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
Quote #263
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
Quote #1101
Fundamentalists are to Christianity what paint-by-numbers is to art.
Quote #8526
Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in eternity....
Quote #3942
The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of...
Quote #2512
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Quote #11189
No matter how slow the film, Spirit always stands still long enough for the...
Quote #25579
Canst thou bind the sweet influences of Pleiades, or loose the bands of Orion
Quote #19060
The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every...
Quote #3834
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.