Quote #34879
The killing was the best part. It was the dying I couldn’t take.
Quote #495
The prostitute is the only honest woman left in America.
Quote #32136
The saying Getting there is half the fun became obsolete with the advent of...
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #18533
It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird...
Quote #4355
Every man is like the company he is wont to keep.
Quote #3936
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
Quote #20857
I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #2931
He grounds the warship he walks on.