Quote #32780
Recently, I was asked if I was going to fire an employee who made...
Quote #10679
I am in fact a Hobbit, in all but size.
Quote #34456
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Quote #5563
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Quote #2269
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
Quote #26583
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
Quote #27413
The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
Quote #4161
Look now how mortals are blaming the gods, for they say that evils come...
Quote #17805
Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.
Quote #34724
If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a...