Quote #28317
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
Quote #29741
Sanity is a small price to pay for happiness.
Quote #30195
I will be near you when you cry if just to say I sympathize...
Quote #24106
Three o’clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to...
Quote #980
Our love is God. Lets go grab a slushie.
Quote #20278
Of mortals there is no one who is happy. If wealth flows in upon...
Quote #18144
You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell...
Quote #3980
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Quote #3609
Very little is known about the War of 1812 because the Americans lost it.
Quote #12489
One runs the risk of weeping a little, if one allows himself to be...