Quote #2416
The worshiper is the father of the gods.
Quote #28578
We are a people who do not want to keep much of the past...
Quote #6857
If you would persuade, you must appeal to interest rather than intellect.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #4268
When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
Quote #9993
Society has traditionally always tried to find scapegoats for its problems. Well, here I...
Quote #25188
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife...
Quote #944
Would you please shut up and sit down!
Quote #22209
Ricky Excuse me Honey, umm, where the drinks are concerned, is that a hidden...
Quote #4859
A very ancient and fish-like smell.