Quote #26122
The only time to buy these is on a day with no ‘y’ in...
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(i do not know what it is about you that closes and opens; only...
Quote #27833
The laws of probability, so true in general, so fallacious in particular.
Quote #34447
Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely- read...
Quote #16546
We don’t see things as they are, we see things as we are.
Quote #26539
The more you know, the less you understand.
Quote #13163
It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing...
Quote #8377
Nudists have no fashion sense.
Quote #33084
But I have always liked bird dogs better than kennel-fed dogs myself–you know, one...
Quote #16631
I feel like the fellow in jail who is watching his scaffold being built....