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In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal...
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The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
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The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a...
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The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of...
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I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see...
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I love my past. I love my present. I’m not ashamed of what I’ve...
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Bad spellers of the world, untie!
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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The sinners sins against himself; the wrongdoer wrongs himself, becoming the worse by his...
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Dreams are wishes your heart makes.