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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater,...
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Don’t put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get...
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Man is the only animal whose desires increase as they are fed the only...
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Nothing worth doing is completed in our lifetime; therefore, we must be saved by...
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If nominated, I will not run if elected, I will not serve.
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during...
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Let the coming hour overflow with joy, and let pleasure drown the brim.
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Three failures denote uncommon strength. A weakling has not enough grit to fail thrice.
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The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word...
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.