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Never underestimate the power of the irate customer.
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Wasting sarcasm is a sin.
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I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
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The reason of a resolution is more to be considered than the resolution itself.
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There is no moral middle ground. Indifference is not an option. … For the...