Quote #2747
Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.
Quote #12601
Take care of the fans and they will sure as hell take care of...
Quote #6967
Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well.
Quote #13227
Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change...
Quote #31742
There is one universal gesture that has one universal message–a smile
Quote #22441
Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names.
Quote #6756
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real...
Quote #27519
The best education consists in immunizing people against systematic attempts at education.
Quote #125
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It...
Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.