Quote #19313
We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #11157
A coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave just one.
Quote #24556
An ideal cannot wait for its realization to prove its validity.
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #25626
Callous, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another.
Quote #24394
The smallest deed is better than the grandest intention.
Quote #18302
The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write...
Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Quote #13621
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
Quote #1095
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take...