Quote #18995
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
Quote #11800
The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to...
Quote #22507
Remember, always give your best. Never get discouraged. Never be petty. Always remember, others...
Quote #9858
Two men look out through the same bars: One sees the mud and one...
Quote #263
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
Quote #7942
For that which is born death is certain, and for the dead birth is...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #10398
Ultimately nature and events are largely what our imaginations make them out to be.
Quote #28111
Fun is fundamental. There is no way around it. You absolutely must have fun....
Quote #22817
What comes from the heart goes to the heart.