Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28249 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so...
Charles Caleb Colton Quote #12706 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until...
Mark Twain Quote #10316 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but...
Barbara Hall Quote #34053 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause...
Albert Einstein Quote #24225 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y plus...
Woody Allen Quote #9573 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and...
Euripides, Alcestis, 438 B.C. Quote #4333 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Light be the earth upon you, lightly rest.
George Washington Quote #4368 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire called...
Dorothy Parker Quote #3853 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant–and...
Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Warning to Jokers: lay off the prince" Quote #791 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.