Quote #6126
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #10980
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and...
Quote #28086
To your friends, you’re like a trash bag they’ll use you for a little...
Quote #4794
It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely...
Quote #3588
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.
Quote #27916
I’d rather be lucky than good.
Quote #5619
We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.
Quote #3400
There is no “royal road” to geometry.
Quote #30397
I haven’t, in the 23 years that I have been in the uniformed services...
Quote #29387
There are only two ways by which to rise in this world, either by...