Quote #931
Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing...
Quote #590
Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility...
Quote #714
What is ten thousand years? Time is short for one who thinks, endless for...
Quote #25754
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure
Quote #8320
Alcohol is a very necessary article… It makes life bearable to millions of people...
Quote #27021
I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what...
Quote #1046
Martyrdom is the only way a person can become famous without ability.
Quote #8084
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Quote #3501
The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.
Quote #18336
As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree’ — probably because it’s...