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In the end, everything is a gag.
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My fellow Americans I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that...
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Consult your friend on all things, especially on those which respect yourself. His counsel...
Quote #22427
Young pigs grunt as as old pigs grunted before them.
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Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
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Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the...
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As we look deeply within, we understand our perfect balance. There is no fear...
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Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.
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The Lord is my light and my salvation – so why should I be...
Quote #23615
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. – Epistulae ad Lucilium