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Quote #7684
You add insult to injury. (Injuriae Addis Contumeliam)
Quote #23504
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #2225
Life is a God-damned, stinking, treacherous game and nine hundred and ninety-nine men out...
Quote #12443
Blessed are the forgetful for they get the better even of their blunders.
Quote #28263
I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #25795
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
Quote #4541
Cease to ask what the morrow will bring forth. And set down as gain...
Quote #30015
An age is called Dark, not because the light fails to shine, but because...