Quote #30291
My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
Quote #26392
Censor a self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people’s business.
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Big men become big by doing what they didn’t want to do when they...
Quote #3305
All American cars are basically Chevrolets.
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A hero is an ordinary person who performs an ordinary task In an extraordinary...
Quote #30891
He who puts up with insult invites injury.
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I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Quote #31722
Begin somewhere you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.
Quote #25933
I believe in an immortal soul. Science has proved that nothing disintegrates into nothingness....
Quote #2076
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...