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I am not God, but I am my creator.
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Until lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunter.
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They were going to die. They knew it, and their last words were I...
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening...
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Wayne All I have to say about that is asphinctersayswhat. Arcade owner What Wayne...
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You know something that would really make me applaud A guy gets stuck in...
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds...
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math....
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Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.