Quote #31423
We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children Well,...
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it...
Quote #6461
It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious.
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When you go for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask...
Quote #27915
A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
Quote #34749
Marriage is the union of disparate elements. Male and female. Yin and yang. Proton...
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We don’t get offered crises, they arrive.
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There is no place more delightful than home.
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Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at...
Quote #11219
A man is as old as he feels himself to be.