Quote #9254
Surely your gladness need not be the less for the thought that you will...
Quote #17663
All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.
Quote #18611
Socialism is Bolshevism with a shave.
Quote #31253
Happiness is not in the mere possession of money it lies in the joy...
Quote #13867
The best way to have a good idea is to have a lot of...
Quote #29557
If you ain’t never pick up the sword, you ain’t never have to worry...
Quote #24135
We should take care not to make the intellect our god it has, of...
Quote #13979
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
Quote #31332
Nothing surely is so disgraceful to society and to individuals as unmeaning wastefulness.
Quote #13133
Things are never as bad as they seem.