Quote #33269
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of...
Quote #34369
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Quote #2499
A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he...
Quote #6797
It was beautiful and simple, as truly great swindles are.
Quote #29661
When God wants to speak and deal with us, he does not avail himself...
Quote #27373
Between two evils, choose neither between two goods, choose both.
Quote #33801
Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in...
Quote #31095
Don’t give up. Don’t lose hope. Don’t sell out.
Quote #2660
In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford....
Quote #7702
Talk not of wasted affection, affection never was wasted, If it enrich not the...