Quote #21801
I would not vote for the mayor. It’s not just because he didn’t invite...
Quote #3641
There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot...
Quote #20715
True friends stab you in the front.
Quote #6775
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Quote #8673
When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
Quote #32789
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #13892
Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately,...
Quote #14228
I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to...
Quote #18539
We need never be ashamed of our tears.
Quote #7865
If our early lessons of acceptance were as successful as our early lessons of...